Welcome to Fine Art Fannies! Naughty gifts, and homewares celebrating fabulous fannies, voluptuous vulvas, luscious labia and cute-as-a-button clitorises.
Everything is made to order, can be customised and so far includes:
- Fanny Cushions – Also dubbed as a stash gash thanks to it’s handy hole
- Fanny Sun Catchers (aka Cunt Satchers) – Which look fab glinting in the sun
- Felt Fannies – Great as brooches, could be made into hair clips, necklaces, Alice bands, whatever you want. I particularly like them as Fanny Magnets.
- Vagina Necklace – A nice subtle fanny to wear around your neck!
The felt fannies were originally crafted to be part of an art installation that I have in mind. More on this later!
There are other gifts available made by my own fair hands, but they are not as consumer friendly as Fine Art Fanny pieces, although I have found they are equally as popular – just depends on your taste really. These are gifts and art made under the name of ChewingLard – making weird shit out of old food, toys, porn and photos not necessarily in that order or at the same time.
The collection includes
- Greetings Cards
- Decorative Tiles
- Glass Plaques
They all feature pornographic imagery and words, from the Victorian Era, through the vintage period and right into the modern day delights of adult entertainment. Whatever era the pieces are inspired by, they are always rather graphic.
Become one of the clitorati and order something today!
I am ChewingLard and I make Fine Art Fannies. I like making vagina art and hope one day to be able to but some heart back into my art.
Ideally, I want to raise awareness – and dollar for cervical cancer charities. I have an exhibition planned early in 2013 – more on that to come soon – and hope this will be a good starting point for altruistic endeavours!
I will have to keep you posted on this one as I am polishing up what have to offer before approaching them. Fingers crossed – and put in a good word for me if you can.